Wine
does not make a good lubricant, under any circumstances. Neither does Bailey's
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Thu 13 May 2010, 23:26, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Metaphorically it does

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 May 2010, 1:07, Reply)

It depends on what you're lubricating.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 7:17, Reply)

Minge
and hand.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 14 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Touché
Though, in that sense, one considers it a fuel.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 14 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

That Billy Shakespeare was really very good.

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:12, Reply)

You clagnut
You're pouring it in the wrong end
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 14 May 2010, 18:03, Reply)

unless you're talking about the tea towel holder
then if you need lube, you're not spending enough time on foreplay.
(Kip, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Most definitely true
unless you are a coco shunter
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)