Pocket full of MASSIVE DRUGZ?
Afraid John Law is eyeing you up?


Walk over and ask him for directions. This seemingly innocuous request will convince him that you are innocent of all crimes. Alternatively he will deduce that only a drugrunner of MASSIVE BALLS would attempt such a thing, and shy away from arresting you.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:37, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dont forget
to pat his dog
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:31, Reply)

NB:
Don't ask for directions to Spliffy McCrackhead's hard-drug emporium (or other local dealers' houses) &c.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I've actually done this, I only ever use legal highs but since the tabloids discovered them and made then into DRUUUGS thru the power of hysteria I don't like to take chances,
I was coming from the train and spotted a group of uniformed bag checkers protecting me from myself or else, so I went up and told them about a suspicious baggy I'd seen a man drop when he'd spotted them. They thanked me and went to look.
( ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:47, Reply)

The missus saw someone jumping the barriers at the train station the other day
As she went to get on her train the transport police were getting off, so she pointed out the rapscallion and the officers thanked her and went off to apprehend him, by which time her train had already left the station. As she recounted this story to me, I pointed out it was the perfect way to distract the filth if you didn't happen to have a ticket yourself (or had pockets full of MASSIVE DRUGS)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)