When invited to stay after time in a pub on the pretext of Ghost Hunting...
...by the cute bar staff, Don't actually go upstairs to the office to watch the cctv feed from the IR cameras... find something much better to do... start with a drink at least. If you *must* watch the screens, and a small, harmless spider should wonder innocently in front of the camera lens, remember that it will look like massive spooky bony fingers creeping across the screen. Screaming like a big girl will not make the spider move any faster... but it might attract the attention of the attitude ridden landlord, who despite his bravado behind the bar would rather stay in bed and call the police than get up and see what has happened.

The final result? Two previously bored bobbies smirking at 3.30am, one less customer allowed to enter the premises again, and one less cute bar staff behind the bar. Should've stayed home and watched Most Haunted!
(Nozirrah turned left instead of right and ended up here on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 7:13, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You get invited upstairs by a cute barmaid
and you watch the cctv looking for ghosts?

You need a check-up from the neck up.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:21, Reply)

^What she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*He

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Should've stayed home and watched Most Haunted?
Should've been aborted!

You're probably one of those tomgirls with sideways hair, popsocks and an iPod nano who's never tasted whiskey.

I trust you've kicked yourself, having missed such a sitter, though I daresay, even more sadly, you missed on that account too.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:46, Reply)