Proprietors of Tan Hill Inn
Hire a fucking chimney sweep for Christ's sake. I don't particularly want to smell like a prewar railway station because your chimney is backing up and filling the pub with essence of train driver.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 20:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If only there were more call-centre chappies like me
Perhaps you should be sharing this marvellous knowledge with some cunts who give a soggy shit and can do something about it. The pub owners would be a good start
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Wiff
And just what's wrong with the smell of train drivers? We smell lovely donchaknow.

:-)
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I fucking love the Tan Hill Inn.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 2:03, Reply)