After eating fresh beetroot
Always leave a note for yourself to remind you of this fact in your toilet.
That way the next time you take a shit you won't look in the bowl and think you have bowel cancer.
(zebby wasting irony here on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes indeed
I ate a whole jar of baby beets which, it turned out, weren't terribly fresh.

Less than 2 hours later my bowels went haywire. I will never forget the colour and stench of the Durchfall and velocity with which it left my bottom.

I really thought my number was up until I remembered the betroot.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

:(

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Oh god yes.
Why didn't you post this a month ago?!
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)