Barbecue glove
Need to buy a new barbecue glove? Go to your local DIY store and buy a welding glove instead. Just as good, if not better, and costs about a quarter of the price.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:22, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or be a man
and not bother with a glove at all.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Or be even more manly
and not use tongs either.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Or be yet more manly
and not use a grid either. Just hold the food just above the coals.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Or be an actual man
and not use fire at all ... just eat the meat raw.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Or be a massive MASSIVE manly man
and give up meat altogether, living off of grains and lentils and soybeans.





Wait, what...?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

What you meant was
BE A MAN'S MAN, GIVE UP MEAT ALTOGETHER AND SURVIVE ON YOUR OWN CUM
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

You're right
I should have prefaced by tip with "Girls!" I normally eat my sausages directly off the hot coals.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

i am such a man, i eat the coals, hot or not
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:14, Reply)