Get more reads on your QOTW post
by making small additions in replies rather than using the Edit function.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 12:48, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

aasl;kfjasdl
;skldjfalskdjf






*mission accomplished.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Sorry meant to say...
poisdglkjsdflg;kjsd...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

That's Icelandic for
My country has run out of money. Can I borrow a squid.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Juxtaposition
"Þess vegna mæður fara til Bretlands"

Which is Icelandic for "That's why mums go to Britain"

I can't find the Icelandic equivalent of Kerry Katona, but this girl will do, corr - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Miss_Iceland_08_Alexandra_Ivarsdottir.jpg
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Phwoaar....
I'd like to melt her polar ice caps. I only saw goths and mongs when I visited Iceland. No wait, I visited Finland. Same shit different smell really.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Also, you can get more attention by making it take up more space.
By restricting yourself to one sentence per line.

And writing in short sentences.

And putting a break after every line.

So your posts looks like the editorial in a red-top paper.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)