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Is your partner unwilling to let you jizz in her mouth?
Wait until she's asleep and then spunk on her back and cover it with an elastoplast. Make sure to remove it again in the morning before she wakes up. After 30 nights, stop the nightly regime and she will get the shakes and will need some man-lard in her system. She'll even swallow rather than spit too.
( , Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:06, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Wait until she's asleep and then spunk on her back and cover it with an elastoplast. Make sure to remove it again in the morning before she wakes up. After 30 nights, stop the nightly regime and she will get the shakes and will need some man-lard in her system. She'll even swallow rather than spit too.
( , Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:06, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
It's work in progress
You may see me soon on "Dragon's Den - After Dark"
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
You may see me soon on "Dragon's Den - After Dark"
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Only downside is
that you can't shag her bareback in the interim.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)
that you can't shag her bareback in the interim.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Hmm
I suppose one could increase the dose and only do it whilst she's up on bricks.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)
I suppose one could increase the dose and only do it whilst she's up on bricks.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)
Ha, love it
Actually, I heard of some kind of scientific study in to jiz a few years ago, specifically that couples who use condoms were less happy and stable than couples who happily filled the appropriate orifice with filthy man fat on a regular basis.
Something to do with addiction to the hormones in it or something, they think.
( , Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Actually, I heard of some kind of scientific study in to jiz a few years ago, specifically that couples who use condoms were less happy and stable than couples who happily filled the appropriate orifice with filthy man fat on a regular basis.
Something to do with addiction to the hormones in it or something, they think.
( , Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
It also increases the chances
of there being a match should one of you want a kidney
( , Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)
of there being a match should one of you want a kidney
( , Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)
What's the equivalent for anal?
Just out of curiosity and for academic reasons, of course.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Just out of curiosity and for academic reasons, of course.
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)
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