Cyclists...
Consider the possibility that the large smelly Land Rover (driven by yours truly) that is situated in a left filter lane and is indicating that is turning left, might actually be turning left.

A suitable response to such visual information is positioning yourself in the lane that is clearly marked for road users going straight ahead.

Positioning yourself on the inside of my vehicle and loudly complaining earns you no brownie points and will lead me to question your parents marital status, now fuck off!
( Vambo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:03, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The law doesn't apply to cyclists
Because sometimes people drive cars badly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

especially people in Land Rovers.
haha
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

And because they are on a bicycle.
If you drive a car then you must hate the world!
They have the shield of green to protect them and can cycle about however they see fit.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Those shiney things on the side of your windows are called mirrors
They're supposed to help you to see what is behind you when you are about to turn. Even making left turns you have to make sure the way is clear before turning.
( bobzarkoff, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 3:04, Reply)

Those things beneath your forehead are called eyes. The thing inside your skull is a brain.

Try using these to figure out that being on the inside of a vehicle turning left is not a good idea!
( Vambo, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Gene Hunt voice required for this bit:
...earns you no brownie points and will lead me to question your parents marital status, now fuck off!

Please apply to Director General, BBC for job as Ashes to Ashes / Life on Mars dialogue consultant. *Remember to apologise for being very, very late.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)