Or maybe wear earmuffs and cycle s-l-o-w-l-y in the middle of the lane without looking behind/using mirrors and act all surprised that the bus that has been crawling behind you for the last 3 minutes has the temerity to beep you waking you out of your stupor!!!
( Vambo, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My daughter was out on her bike
a couple of weeks ago. Some wanker in his Vectra cut her up and she nearly fell off, leaving a massive graze up the back of her leg.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

You need
to hunt that Vectra down in your Honda Accord of justice, and fist that wanker Chuck Norris style.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 7:47, Reply)