I got locked in a walk-in freezer as a teenager.
Someone let me out though, obviously. This is a crap question, please let this part of the site die now.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:06, 15 replies)

Who let you out?
And why would they do that?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:12, closed)

Perhaps they didn't want to risk him becoming the new Adam in the unlikely event of a spontaneous thermonuclear holocaust.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:20, closed)

For that, we owe them our thanks

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:21, closed)

If it had been a walk-in fridge he could have been the new Edam

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:37, closed)

Never freeze cheeze.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:31, closed)

you don't have to join in you know
I don't think it's compulsory
( rofl harris, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 15:50, closed)

Dreadful bullying
Yet entirely accurate.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:07, closed)

You don't have to reply you know.
I don't think it's compulsory.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:44, closed)

You don't have to follow the replies you know
I don't think it's compulsory
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:48, closed)

I think this week's question has some potential.
I think we've passed the point where we can sustain it for a whole week, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:09, closed)

Needs more reverb pedal.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:19, closed)

Get out.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:39, closed)

:( worst birthday ever

( Pig Bodine., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 16:40, closed)

Don't ask for rubbish presents in future.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:44, closed)

It's only crap if crap people post crap answers.
I've done mine.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:29, closed)