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This is a question My most treasured possession

What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?

My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.

Either that or my Grandfather's swords.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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Gosh! nearly forgot....
I'd save my sterling silver nipple clamps given to me by a great aunt who had them hand made in the 1930s. Why she thought I would appreciate them is anybodies guess.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:33, 36 replies)
Is this
Actually true?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:34, closed)
I wish it was true
and that I had an aunt like that and then I wouldn't have to rely on clothespegs and crocodile clips.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:36, closed)
crocodile clips
*ouchy*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:37, closed)
^ Or...
Jump-leads.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:37, closed)
Jump Leads
FTW.

especially if you connect them to a battery.

and put them on your testicles.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:40, closed)
@Kaol
Of course it's not true.




Their actually made of bronze.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:42, closed)
Of course!
I find that anything nipple-related works best if it's been heated up with a blow-torch first.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:44, closed)
nipple manipulation
is a very precise art. I think medals should be awarded to those who get it just right.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:45, closed)
What do you look for in nipple manipulation then?
I only ask because, well, a friend of mine is having problems, and, well, yeah. Anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:48, closed)
er
firm, good tongue action and a little bitey.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:49, closed)
But not
TOO bitey.
*flashback to the time he drew blood*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:51, closed)
^
depends on what flavour of game is being played
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:52, closed)
and
what sort of medal is awarded?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:52, closed)
It was an awkward
"Not quite losing my virginity" game.

*failed*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:55, closed)
@al
small, pink medal.

@Kaol - my first attempt at losing my virginity ended abruptly when his mum walked into the bedroom to put some clothes in the airing cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:56, closed)
Nice...
Always wait to make sure the parents are out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:58, closed)
^
she said "oh don't mind me, dear!"
I did.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:58, closed)
@CHCB
You could have just continued, or had his mum mistakenly used the new pink airing cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:59, closed)
she put me off
I couldn't bring myself to lube the strap-on with her watching.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:00, closed)
You should
Have asked her to join in, haha!
But blindfolded the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:03, closed)
she was no MILF
(what's the bloke equivalent? Is it a DILF?)
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:04, closed)
One medal. Voila.


For services to nipple manipulation.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:06, closed)
^WAHEY!
That's brilliant. I know who I'll be awarding that to.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:07, closed)
chcb...
Me?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:08, closed)
nope,
sorry. I'm sure someone will award it to you though, but I can only judge those who have performed with excellence on my good self.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09, closed)
you mean
LEE MAJORS!

waaayyyyyy-haaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, closed)
nope
not him
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:11, closed)
oh
sniffs
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14, closed)
The medal
So if it has additional piercings, what does that mean? Is it some kind of distinction?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, closed)
If it has
a steel ring through it, it also refers to services to rimming.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16, closed)
I dunno...
*puts his girl-cutting knife away*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17, closed)
^^
ummmmm

*is nervous*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20, closed)
Well...
Sometimes they like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21, closed)
You see Kaol
that's how to kill a thread stone dead.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:56, closed)
It's an art...
The best thing is that people never suspect the guy in the wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:57, closed)
I wasn't aware there was ever a bespoke
nipple-clamp service. You learn something new every day. They'd be the best conversation piece ever though!

@ CHCB - yes, it is a DILF, we used to use it about one of the teachers at my school. He never did work out what it meant...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 12 May 2008, 16:59, closed)

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