2 pages in and no-one's mentioned the greatest ever troll
Detritus The Troll, former splatter and now decent, upstanding watchman.

It was Detritus's interrogation technique to repeat the same questions over and over until the suspect cracked:
"It was you what done it, everyone saw you, it was you what dun it wasn't it"
"Yes, yes I done it. Now please tell me what it was I did!"

Also:

"Slab Just say Arrgharrgharrghnonononopleaseno aaargh".

The troll's a genius, I tell you.
( DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:58, 14 replies)

best post yet

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, closed)

fuck off with your fucking discworld.
and your mum says you're not having any tea tonight as she wishes you'd never been born.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:07, closed)

Terry Pratchett has written five books.
The rest are just remixes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, closed)

I've read two, on the promise
that they were like Douglas Adams but set in a fantasy world. They weren't, they were both shit.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:40, closed)

The best book he ever wrote
was written with someone else.

Good Omens is a jolly fine read. Gaiman wrote the plot, and Pratchett did the jokes.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:57, closed)

And Good Omens
would be a hell of a lot better without the jokes.

Although I say that less as a Pratchett detractor and more as a huge Gaiman fan.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:17, closed)

"I say that ... as a huge gayman"
/
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:10, closed)

You know what
the fact that that could be done with his name had never once occured to me. Not once. No siree. Never. At all. In all the time I have been a fan. Didn't think of it once. Not even an inkling. Didn't cross my mind.

Oh wait, yes it did.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:40, closed)

It's
even better if it's:

KNEEL GAYMAN!!

I'm sorry.
(Robin of the Hood isn't into the whole brevity thing, Thu 19 May 2011, 23:29, closed)

without wanting to get drawn in by trolling too badly
the more recent ones are considerably better than the old ones.

and Douglas Adam's stuff, while having some good ideas, is not actually very well executed for the most part.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:58, closed)

It's OK to not like things.
But, don't be a dick about it.
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:13, closed)

This was just a clever ruse wasn't it?
Red rag to a bull is Terry Pratchett to a b3tan. Sure to attract a few trolls.

Not me though, big floppy hats off to the man. 'Thief of Time' probably my fave.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:51, closed)

Smiles
My fave is "The Montrous Regiment".
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 23 May 2011, 7:07, closed)

My favourite
Is probably Night Watch
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:31, closed)