Mine was too subtle.
jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7188893
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 0:11, 6 replies)

trollage
On a truly holocaustal scale.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:31, closed)

I've just taken an Internet Step Back here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 May 2011, 1:56, closed)

Excessive
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 21 May 2011, 1:31, closed)

I don't say this lightly but..
..fucking hell.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 May 2011, 1:40, closed)

I did tone it down to this though:
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1205059

Inspired by THIS:
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/conversationkillers/post1204923

Which was brought to my attention by:
jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7192162
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 1:50, closed)

I'm undecided as to whether this is you being a genius troll or a massive wanker.
But am leaning one way.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 May 2011, 1:52, closed)

I bet I can guess which way you are.
But I don't particularly care.
Now get the FUCK off my bridge.
Because you're putting me off my strokes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 1:56, closed)

don't drag ME into your insensitive cuntishness, studge.
you massive trolling welsho.

love you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:39, closed)

*Mwah!*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 19:50, closed)

I wouldn't have the
Balls to pull that off
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 21 May 2011, 3:33, closed)

What? I'm fucking LOVELY me.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 4:27, closed)

There may be a massive bridge, but there's a fine line...
between 'Troll' and 'Cunt'.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:23, closed)

Holy shit.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 21 May 2011, 8:53, closed)

That's a bit much.
This is a trolling fail, cos now the username stuj will just be associated with "gaping twat who says things just for the reaction". A good troll will seem reasonable enough to be plausible, but subtly annoying enough to grind people's gears.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:08, closed)

shut up.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 21 May 2011, 13:39, closed)

This is a text-based messageboard.
It doesn't really work like that.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:04, closed)

I'm from /talk.
So you QOTWeakers would see me as a "gaping twat who says things just for the reaction" anyway.
Still at least I didn't try to win a QOTW by exploiting the grief of someone I claim to be a friend of.
*Prouds*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 May 2011, 19:58, closed)

Bless you....

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:55, closed)