You're offering baby cats for sex with strangers on the internet?
You freak.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:58, 2 replies)

Just stand outside the window and wait

(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:18, closed)

I thought your preference for sex was babies.

(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:32, closed)

What brought you to that conclusion?
Apart from ... you know ... the fact that you're too thick and unstable to be allowed anything sharper than crayons?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:34, closed)

Well you obviously aren't going to get laid with consent.

(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:43, closed)

Are you twelve?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:45, closed)

Says you.....
take a long hard look at your trolling, you mong.
(nolongernuts, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:49, closed)

This isn't trolling. It's flaming.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:55, closed)

Flaming repetitive.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:58, closed)

Some people
Can't tell the difference. Here's a handy cut-out-and-keep guide for them.

Trolling:
Pink Floyd weren't a good band at all. Dark Side of the Moon was a terrible album. So was The Wall.

Flaming:
You're an ugly cunt.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:16, closed)

Example A:
freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2006/08/what-pink-floyds-the-wall-cover-would-actually-look-like/
The comments on this are still coming, five years later. 262 and counting.
( Zuowan, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:22, closed)

That's not trolling.
"Pink Floyd weren't a good band at all. Dark Side of the Moon was a terrible album. So was The Wall."


That's fact.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:51, closed)

Looks to me like


you've been trolled.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, closed)

Christ. You really are thick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:53, closed)

Sorry, was that flaming or trolling?
I can never tell. Perhaps you can enlighten me.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:16, closed)

I suppose I could try.
But I doubt even the unlikely offspring of Descartes and Johnny Ball could enlighten you, you thick cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:27, closed)

Irony isn't really your strong suit
is it?
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:22, closed)

Irony is not the same as sarcasm.
And your post contained neither.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:42, closed)

Two thumbs up!
Well done! You've pointed out that a post that contains neither irony nor sarcasm, contains neither irony nor sarcasm. You win the internet!

Now perhaps you might entertain the notion that a sentence may mention irony without itself being ironic.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, closed)