Mrs Vagabond (and therefore I do as well) has a flamboyantly gay friend
who says "Oh. Em. GEEE!" when very excited.

Should I:

A: A cunt him right in the fuck, thereby risking Mrs Vagabond's not inconsiderable wrath?

B: Tell him he sounds like a twat saying it, meaning he'll say it more around me deliberately?

C: Let him continue?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, 23 replies)

Kill him. then kill the wife
no-one would ever know
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:01, closed)

D. Parody
Whenever he says it, say it right back at him with even more flounce. Either he will begin to realise how ridiculous he sounds or you will create a feedback loop resulting in a dual head explosion and shower of brain juice. It's a win either way.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:02, closed)

I was totally going to suggest this
Usually people stop when they realise how ridiculous they sound.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:58, closed)

Invent your own incredibly annoying phrase, and use it in response every time.
Preferably something displaying rampant homophobia.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, closed)

He could try an do an impression of Janice from Friends...
OH. MY. GOD!!

*Shudder*
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, closed)

Actually I quite like this idea.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, closed)

Better still
OH. MY. GAY. LORD!!
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:28, closed)

squirt him with a water bottle every time he says it
he'll soon stop it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, closed)

It just might work...
It did on my neighbours cat whenever she tried to piss where we'd planted our potatoes.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, closed)

i'm trying the same tactic on my neighbour's dog
it's either that or poison the fucker. either way, it'll learn not to bark outside my bedroom window at 6.30 in the morning :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:43, closed)

Apologies on behalf of my fellow dog owners. But please don't poison the dog. Its been raised badly by idiots. We have a lovely and quiet GSD at home who is no trouble, but some nasty toy poodle up the road wakes everyone up at 6. Report them to the council if it persists. It does work. A previous neighbour of ours got a cockerel. Sounds fun but is really annoying as fuck. Someone complained to the council and the bird was gone after a month or so (we know because the council, unsure of whose cock it was, hehe, posted the warnings to everyone in the area).
(tyrellsOwl, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:46, closed)

i'd never really poison the dog
but i and several other neighbours have been complaining about this dog for 6 months now and still nothing has been done :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:49, closed)

"No way, the teenage work experience girl at work says that all the time too."
"Is it off twilight or something?"
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:57, closed)

Thing is
He'd probably like that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08, closed)

Tell him the Terminator says it in Terminator 2

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, closed)

I thought it
was off of the internet.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:27, closed)

friend husband
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:37, closed)

keep your cock in his mouth
at least it'll muffle the sound a bit
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58, closed)

Also, free blowjob.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:08, closed)

cunt him in the fuck- twice, very aggresively. standard
(bangthedrum, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:43, closed)

but preferably
While you don't have your cock in his mouth
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:46, closed)

Make a pass at him...
...try a bit of uphill gardening yourself with him, get to enjoy it, and then I'm sure you won't notice the phrase any more.

A bit like garlic.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, closed)

B, then A
then if C, then B and A
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:35, closed)