This is going particularly well.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 11:40, 25 replies)

And yet here you are, complaining about it on the internet.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 11:47, closed)

Only posting this
to make up a trio of doctors (bet I'm the only real one though).

The Three Doctors lol
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 12:04, closed)

alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 16:30, closed)

Dr. Imble in the motherfucking place, motherfuckers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 17:41, closed)

I don't count.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 22:23, closed)

Try using your fingers and toes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:43, closed)

Hardly necessary to use toes when using a binary finger counting system or senary.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:03, closed)

What's 512 bananas plus 512 apples?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:11, closed)

a fruit salad?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:38, closed)

A boring diet and the bananas will go to mush before you get to eat them.
Although I like black bananas, especially frozen and then inserted up a partners anus the banana(s) turns to a sugary mess and then you can suck it all out of the anus using your mouth. And then you fuck them hard, dump your load and then give them a champagne enema and then make them squirt into a glass and you can indulge in a spot of shrimping. And then get some terrible illness like Hep C or summat. But fuck it who cares.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:22, closed)

I like internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 12:10, closed)

And it likes you
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 12:30, closed)

Even the tiny weepy bits love me.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 13:27, closed)

Actually.
I concur.

Btw, a "real" doctor has more than a PhD.

JSYK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Jul 2013, 12:37, closed)

Haha, no they don't, you idiot.
The only "real" doctors are those with PhDs.

Medical doctors hold the title in an honourary sense only.

I suspect you're trying to suggest that medical doctors are somehow more important, which is an interesting argument, but do try not to be so terribly wrong about these things, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:16, closed)

I am very upset by this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 13:52, closed)

I am happy that you are upset.
I could only be happier if you drowned.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 15:18, closed)

For one week only, we can all act like pretty, vindictive cunts,
and still keep all our responses on topic.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 19:40, closed)

Tell that to the Marshmallow wannabes posting thousand word essays about shit that never happened.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 20:15, closed)

Zig a zig
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:08, closed)