I vote for God
He's done many wonderous things and I thank him for them all, but giving Cheryl Cole a body like Cheryl Cole's and thinking the best way to top off those instantly lob-on inducing looks is to give her a Geordie accent, I think he's having a laugh at our expense.
(TitanLX, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:09, 6 replies)

Haddaway and shite ya radge twat
she's pure belter.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:27, closed)

Is radge a Newcastle thing, as well as Scottish?

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:59, closed)

He was a proper cunt to his son too.
He also fucked that carpenter's wife and made out it was his "holy spirit" that got her up the duff.
As for Cheryl, bit bland if you ask me.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:25, closed)

And the problem with Geordies
Is that they don't know how to shut the fuck up.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:54, closed)

Racists.
The fucking lot of yez. The Geordie Nation shall rise and conquer all. I'll be alreet even though I live near Burnley cos I speak the lingo and support the Toon.

REPENT you twats.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:20, closed)

She can't talk with her mouth full
Or so I'm told
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:36, closed)