Stephen king
For coming out of retirement. Your last decent book was desperation. You should've retired then. The only people reading your books now are completists. Give it a rest. In fact there's another van out there with your name on. Go look for it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:45, 13 replies)

I read "Under the dome"
Don't...just don't
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:56, closed)

I've not read the Dark Tower series
But my missus has. She said the sixth and final book should've been called 'Fuck it, That'll Do'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:26, closed)

Agreed - I was so pissed off at the end, and at myself for wasting so much of my life on it
(BigAndyBee, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 18:51, closed)

Maybe that's because
There was another book? "Dark Tower VII - The Dark Tower" I believe it was called.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:26, closed)

I'm of the opinion his last decent book was "Misery"
Since then, how many of his main characters have been novelists? It's all getting rather repititive, Stevie - give it up.

Never should have stopped drinking and taking drugs, that's where he went wrong.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:56, closed)

You're not wrong
What's worse, they've stopped making sense. Full of plot holes, poor editing and FAR TOO FUCKING LONG.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:59, closed)

I prefer Jonathan King.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:04, closed)

he prefers you
Well he did. .
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 12:23, closed)

You'd better keep quiet about that or you'll get a Gaz from him.

( Zuowan, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 8:44, closed)

eyes of the dragon was pretty good

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:18, closed)

Big hatted
raised gold lettering shit book cunt.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:31, closed)

The Long Walk was the only thing he wrote that was any good imo.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:33, closed)

IMHO
Firestarter was the last book worth reading (and perhaps some of the shorter 'novellas' as he puts it).

It had an ending and everything - unlike most King books.

I stopped reading his stuff around the time of the Dark Tower.
Usually, once I've started a book, I'll see it through.
Not with those I didn't.
(dchurch bah, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:17, closed)