Every BMW driver...
(Except Mike Gibbons (Kunt & The Gang's manager, then again his BMW is old and shit and he's a bloody nice bloke)).
... for driving like tossers.
For almost killing me when I'm riding my bicycle.
For almost killing my girlfriend when she's riding her bicycle.
For almost killing me when I'm riding my moped.
For almost killing me, my girlfriend, my family and everyone when we are sharing the road with you in any form.
For making driving an unpleasant experience in every part of this country.
For making me write a list.
Cunts.
All of them (except Mike Gibbons)
(Riggleberry, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:10, 10 replies)

I've noticed that they're slowly being replaced
by Audi drivers
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:16, closed)

When I were a lad
it was Volvo drivers.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:24, closed)

Have you considered the possibilty
that if all these people are trying to kill you, that maybe it's just you and your friends/family they don't like. Mind you ,they can't be very good at it if you're still alive.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 6:30, closed)

You ride...
... two wheels too, so you know what I mean. We might as well wear a sign saying "I'm a soft and squidgy human and you are in a metal box, please kill me". Cunts.
(Riggleberry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:12, closed)

But I also do my best
despite right of way, to ride in such a manner that I am not obstructing anyone's way. Having said that, I get really shitty when other's(car, truck, bike, bicycle) deliberately take up space (thus obstructing traffic) they don't need, just because they can. CUNTS.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 7:08, closed)

And for driving with front fog lights on
When it's not foggy.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:22, closed)

But the fact you ride a moped makes you a viable target, just like the bloke next door to me who starts his at 4 every morning....yeah thanks cock, I have an alarm clock and dont need a hairdryer with delusions of grandeur to do its job thanks.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:08, closed)

My neigbours sometimes seem to give me
the evil eye for parking my motorbike in the street outside my house. As cars come and go, it sometimes works out that the bike ends up in a space much bigger than it needs.

I always wonder - and the same applies to what you think of your neighbour - what exactly is it they expect me to do? Come out at 4 am and check the car that it was parked 2' behind hasn't moved, and if it has, shift it along 10 feet?

Do you want him to push his half a mile up the road so he doesn't disturb you or something? I'd just be glad I didn't have to get up at 4am and ride a fucking moped to work.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:08, closed)

Just be thankful
that he doesn't own a early Ducati with a set of straight throughs. It's a fucking moped........how much noise can it possibly make, I've used household blenders that would mask any moped noise.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 7:03, closed)

Absolutely correct
BMW drivers are all cunts. Including their children.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:58, closed)