I can see already
that the usual spastics are going to go crazy this week wearing out their keyboard keys- specifically the L, I, E and S keys- and snarking at anyone who posts.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:36, 42 replies)

Why are we all talking about isles?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:37, closed)

I thought he just couldn't spell eels.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:39, closed)

That's next week's question: Tell us about your sex eels.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:40, closed)

I don't love Glued eel THAT way.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:45, closed)

I do.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:10, closed)

Oh man, cheating on Sammi, Sonia, Miquita and Cilla AGAIN?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:34, closed)

No, the sillies.
Like Katie Couric investigated here.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:40, closed)

There's a C in Scillies.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:41, closed)

Racist.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:42, closed)

:(
MODS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:42, closed)

Katie FTW
Clicks madly over Katie
(justin(e), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:15, closed)

Upset already?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:40, closed)

Enough of your terrible snarking, you horrid bully.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:42, closed)

You realise of course that getting pre-emptively upset about something that hasn't happened just makes it more likely to happen, and you a bellend, right?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:43, closed)

Who said I was upset?
I was making an observation. Thus far it seems to be holding up pretty well.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:44, closed)

He's made an accurate prediction about your childish behaviour.
(Shifty weeeee, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:50, closed)

Yeah, how dare we take the piss on a comedy forum?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:52, closed)

No, I tell you what...
try being funny and original on a comedy forum. That would be a fucking first...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:54, closed)

Up. Set.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:55, closed)

What, in the way that 99% of this week's answers won't be?

( .Yeti., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:01, closed)

AB's archive is going to explode.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:02, closed)

He's already opened talks with Rob for a 'corporate' webspace package.

( .Yeti., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:04, closed)

If I see ONE instance of the 'opened my eyes and there was a cup of tea'
I'm going to fucking stab someone
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:04, closed)

Oh come on, Twosie
occasionally my wife brings me a cuppa in the morning when I've got a gin-fuelled bastard between the eyes. So it can happen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:08, closed)

that old chestnut
How dare you roll it out as an excuse for having nothing better to do than criticise
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:14, closed)

Why are you lot on b3ta when you're such a bunch of fucking crybabies?
Fuck off to mumsnet. Really. It's for your own fucking good.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:47, closed)

take your own advise
and just fuck off
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, closed)

"advice", you fucking teenager

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:45, closed)

its' a fair cop
Cuntychops
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:15, closed)

BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A COMEDY FORUM!!!!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 1:03, closed)

"YOU'RE UPSET"
"LOOK AT HOW UPSET YOU ARE!"

It's basically the first resort of a flailing troll.

Thanks for the confirmation.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 1:02, closed)

Do fuck off, there's a dear.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 7:54, closed)

Other classic characteristics include telling people to fuck off
when they've touched a nerve and you can't think of a retort
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:02, closed)

Weak adolescent troll is weak and adolescent.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:24, closed)

Yawn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:39, closed)

*nods sadly*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:40, closed)

And I see that most of the gang has arrived, with maybe three or four more to go. Sadly predictable. And yet somehow I would be almost disappointed if this weren't so...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:13, closed)

Please fuck off.

(Legless is a prick., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:43, closed)

Blatant trolling, and not even on topic.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:52, closed)

Why does he even come here when it obviously makes him so miserable?
Unless his real life is even more miserable. Christ. That's a grim thought.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:45, closed)

Why hasn't this tragic bigoted trolling prick been banned?
It would save a lot of fucking time and effort for the crybaby fucking moderators.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:43, closed)

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