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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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Getting sucked off by the young receptionist at my desk after work hours..
..as I was playing Multi player Quake against 6 of my colleagues who were in different parts of the building.

My g/f's before this never swallowed so I gave this fiesty lass a friendly warning that maybe she should stop before it got messy. She seemed to redouble her efforts and took the lot.

Still aced the Deathmatch game too.
Edit: I know from all the posts you don't believe me but back then I was really really good at Quake
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:09, 16 replies)
I have no reason to doubt that this happened.

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:19, closed)
Is that you Jackie?

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:21, closed)

I'm looking forward to your amazing story
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)
It'll probably be about how I had a massive wank over you following me around the site posting angry replies to everything I said.

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:32, closed)
I'm listening.
Tell me more, baby.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:34, closed)
we on the internet think you are so cool.

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:12, closed)
I am...
Or at least I was.. This was 16 years ago. If it happened now I would most certainly not be cool. Our receptionist is a beast.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:18, closed)
i see you've done some fact checking because quake was released almost exactly 16 years ago.

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:27, closed)
I also know how old I am now and how old I was then.
I'm 16 years older. Who'd have imagined.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:47, closed)
how old are you?

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:57, closed)

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(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:34, closed)
You think that's something
One time I did a girl up the shitter while winning the pro StarCraft championships live in Korea on national tv.

I beat my opponent just as I spunked up her brown eye

The whole of Korea cheered me and then crowned me king
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:34, closed)
i fiddled with a red setter while playing pong

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:54, closed)
Yeah right
I remember Peter Ustinov telling exactly the same anecdote on Parkinson.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:56, closed)
I like this.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:08, closed)
Its alright gabber, i believe you.
Don't listen to them.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:15, closed)
I don't know whether to believe that you believe me, but I'm an oldschool on-and-off oldschool B3tard who's has no desire to bullshit internet randoms; what's the point? I just like answering QOTW's as truthfully as I can with my experiences, be they bold, boring, ludicrous or downright unbelievable to some... But I'm pretty sure there's a lot of other people in the world who got a nosh at their office desk. Whether they were playing Quake, Getting a new business deal or telling their wife they were on their way home, 20 year old receptionists can be sluts....
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:18, closed)
i believe you
i used to regularly get blow jobs whilst playing madden on the mega drive.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:31, closed)
Did he swallow?

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:27, closed)
missus tromboned me while I was on the last level of silkworm
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:07, closed)
I lolled
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:09, closed)
I can picture it. I don't want to, but I can.
Fat receptionist: Are you playing computer games using office equipment?
You: Yes
Fat receptionist: OMG that is so hawt you naughty naughty man child, I love grown men who stay at work to play computer games. Let me suck you off.
You: Ok Barry, just don't get in the way of the screen.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:43, closed)

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