Getting sucked off by the young receptionist at my desk after work hours..
..as I was playing Multi player Quake against 6 of my colleagues who were in different parts of the building.

My g/f's before this never swallowed so I gave this fiesty lass a friendly warning that maybe she should stop before it got messy. She seemed to redouble her efforts and took the lot.

Still aced the Deathmatch game too.
Edit: I know from all the posts you don't believe me but back then I was really really good at Quake
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:09, 16 replies)

I have no reason to doubt that this happened.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:19, closed)

Is that you Jackie?

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:21, closed)

I'm looking forward to your amazing story
(Shifty weeeee, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)

It'll probably be about how I had a massive wank over you following me around the site posting angry replies to everything I said.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:32, closed)

I'm listening.
Tell me more, baby.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:34, closed)

we on the internet think you are so cool.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:12, closed)

I am...
Or at least I was.. This was 16 years ago. If it happened now I would most certainly not be cool. Our receptionist is a beast.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:18, closed)

i see you've done some fact checking because quake was released almost exactly 16 years ago.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:27, closed)

I also know how old I am now and how old I was then.
I'm 16 years older. Who'd have imagined.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:47, closed)

how old are you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:57, closed)

41.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:07, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:34, closed)

You think that's something
One time I did a girl up the shitter while winning the pro StarCraft championships live in Korea on national tv.

I beat my opponent just as I spunked up her brown eye

The whole of Korea cheered me and then crowned me king
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:34, closed)

i fiddled with a red setter while playing pong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:54, closed)

Yeah right
I remember Peter Ustinov telling exactly the same anecdote on Parkinson.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:56, closed)

Hahaha!
I like this.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:08, closed)

Its alright gabber, i believe you.
Don't listen to them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:15, closed)

Cheers.
I don't know whether to believe that you believe me, but I'm an oldschool on-and-off oldschool B3tard who's has no desire to bullshit internet randoms; what's the point? I just like answering QOTW's as truthfully as I can with my experiences, be they bold, boring, ludicrous or downright unbelievable to some... But I'm pretty sure there's a lot of other people in the world who got a nosh at their office desk. Whether they were playing Quake, Getting a new business deal or telling their wife they were on their way home, 20 year old receptionists can be sluts....
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:18, closed)

i believe you
i used to regularly get blow jobs whilst playing madden on the mega drive.
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:31, closed)

Did he swallow?

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:27, closed)

My
missus tromboned me while I was on the last level of silkworm
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:07, closed)

I lolled
:D
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:09, closed)

I can picture it. I don't want to, but I can.
Fat receptionist: Are you playing computer games using office equipment?
You: Yes
Fat receptionist: OMG that is so hawt you naughty naughty man child, I love grown men who stay at work to play computer games. Let me suck you off.
You: Ok Barry, just don't get in the way of the screen.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:43, closed)