My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Horror of the Day After the Night Before!I can't remember this but it did happen....
Was out on the rip with a load of my mates. Had a large amount to drink and managed to get home somehow. So I proceeded to look up some porn on my always-on pc in the dining room and pleasure myself. I passed out. (My computer chair is rather comfy btw)
Next day I wake up in bed with no idea how I got there in the first place, went downstairs for breakfast where my dad says "Remember me helping u get dressed and into bed last nite?!" I was horrified, the my brother proceeds to tell me the porn was still on the computer screen that morning, but he closed it.
A quick check of the history and it sunk in that it actually happened.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 14:29, Reply)
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