My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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National trust working holidayDid one of these a few years ago. One of the male volunteers was a little odd, in that way you can't quite pin down. I woke early one morning, and as I passed his bunk noticed that while he was asleep he was pleasuring himself in his sleeping bag. Luckily he wasn't making breakfast that morning ... I decided not to mention it in conversation.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 15:06, Reply)
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