My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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off topic joke......k so a guy walks into a sex parlour goes up to the counter and says "so,whats todays special?" and the counter guy says "well we have a lady in back who can suck you off and sing the national anthem at the same time" so he pays walks in back and the lady does excatly what it says on the tin! so anyway he goes to the pub for a while and then goes back to the shop.he asks the same question goes in back and just after she starts he turns on the light.the first thing he sees is a glass eyeball in a cup!!
get it!the lady was...errr you get the picture.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 12:40, Reply)
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