
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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I met a Polish girl online and over a few months (including about £300 in phone calls, plus broadband fees for webchats) we 'fell madly in love' and she decided she would like to come and live with me in UK.
"Great!" thought I, so proceeded to spend another £300 in plane tickets and bus tickets to get her here.
I then for the next 2 years spent about another £1000 on flights for her/us/her family to get back and forth to Poland for her Masters graduation and visits.
About £3000 in clothes to make her feel 'special', ALL mortgage/food/bills as she 'couldn't' find a job, and about £1000 to send back to Poland to help her parents keep their house/eat/buy essentials.
£1000 in total to get to Poland with 'impressive parents' for her family for last Christmas/NYE and £500 to buy an engagement ring (she said YES!), then another £300 on a Christmas and Birthday present for her.
2 weeks later she left me to move to Birmingham as it 'wasn't working out with us'.
She still has the ring.
I'm stil a gullible cunt.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:22, 31 replies)

( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:31, closed)

But if she's that far out of your life, better left alone I guess.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, closed)

Is there no justice?
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:43, closed)

luuuurvs you!!
No seriously though- wood and trees and all that. I bet she was hot too, right?
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:41, closed)

She might be ripping off some poor Brummie right now......On second thoughts I don't think we need to.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:46, closed)

*nudge nudge wink wink nowhattamean eh eh eh EH*
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:48, closed)

I'm a gullible twat but I did at least examine the merchandise before it shafted me.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:50, closed)

and be glad the grasping bitch is out of your life.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:54, closed)

be glad for the times you had and that you have your life back
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( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:45, closed)

...you have the most accurate username I've ever seen.
Seriously though, it makes me flinch when I see decent, knightly types being hammered by the less-than-worthy.
Hope you find a girl who's worth the effort.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:39, closed)

Sounds like EXACTLY the sort of idiot to be taken in by this sort of thing.
( , Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, closed)

to exact your revenge online didn't you? DIDN'T YOU??
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