Banks!
Does anyone feel they would be better off somethimes keeping their money under the matress?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:33, 17 replies)

i'd bloody love to
But you get penalised for not having a bank account, You get charged a commision for tying to cash your own money. You get charged a fee for paying certain types of service charges and bills with cash.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:42, closed)

Got it well covered haven't they?
The pieces of shit. Somethimes I wonder who really runs this country...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)

its a good way to keep a track of people.

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:09, closed)

Someone runs it???????

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:22, closed)

Given recent events
I think that's all the banks do with it anyway
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:47, closed)

True
and bankers have very big matresses i'm sure
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, closed)

Yes, when Icesave went tits up and I lost £26K I was inclined to feel this way

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:50, closed)

Eeeeek ......Cunts!
and the nugget of humor about that was the fact that the Icelandic govt had a vote (referendum) on whether they should pay back the money. In effect this is like asking al Qaeda to cast a vote on whether they should pay back reparations for 911. I think only 3% of Icelandics said yes.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:05, closed)

Yup
I got it back after 6 stressful weeks. That's why I haven't posted it in the main QOTW (because I got it back eventually).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, closed)

Glad it worked out for you.
I think i'd comtemplate doing a bank job if i lost that much!! It wouldn't be stealing, it would be your money.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, closed)

can you steal your own money?
i like this theory
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:35, closed)

Seems fair to me!!
I calculate a bank that rhymes with hemorrhoids owes me about 20 grand.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:50, closed)

Cheers
It's all in bricks and mortar now (my house), I honestly don't know what I would have done had I not got it back *shudders*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:20, closed)

Mine kept hassling me to apply for a credit card
and then turned me down when I did.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:52, closed)

Teasing hussies!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:22, closed)

Did they send you another application for a credit card along with the rejection letter?
(Freakmandu, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, closed)

MATTRESS
you were lucky
(unclestinky, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 3:28, closed)