Dodgy Soho Bars
About 9 years ago, when I still lived in England, and was going through an epic dry spell, in London for the day, feel myself drawn to Soho to seek out anything involving naked women, go into some dive, pay an entrance fee of 15 quid, in the fucking afternoon, then spending 20 mins chatting to some plump tart in comedy lingerie, with a face like a slapped arse, and with rather limited Engrish skills. She asked me to buy her a drink, I do, some cheap-looking cocktail appears, I am told she is not stripping for several hours still, but I can wait. I realise I am not going to be seeing any nakedness, I get ready to leave, and am presented with a bill for 300 fucking quid! For mindless conversation with an ugly fat stripper! Cue me apologising profusely, and being escorted to a nearby hole in the wall to withdraw more cash, and me being left wiser, poorer and extremely frustrated...
(madoda, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:45, 10 replies)

I almost got a job in one of those places once when I was skint but I couldn't bring myself to con people like that - 300 quid though! I thought the con was just in the drinks (which don't even have any alcohol in them).
(mmm....beer, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:06, closed)

So you wondered into a clip bar.
More fool you.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:56, closed)

I got done like this many years ago
Some friends and i thought it might be a good laugh to go to Soho and see a strip show and got stung for £40 and told to fuck off and not come back. I wonder if there really are any strippers in those places?

You should try Metropolis in Shawditch. It quite good, the women are pretty and the beer is reasonably priced (For London). You can get a private dance for a tenner. Oh, but take money with you as there are no cash machines and they will sting you for cashback in the bar...
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:00, closed)

never been near the place but id be certain it is in fact in
Shoreditch
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:40, closed)

My bus goes past there every day
and I can safely report it's in Cambridge Heath.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:38, closed)

For nakedness (& nothing else) there is the flying Scotsman in Caledonian Road Kings Cross. £1 and slightly expensive beer.
( Vambo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, closed)

Haha, you fucking idiot.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:24, closed)

So you had a barren spell and decided to see naked ladies, in Soho of all places *shakes head*
Should have just got a prossie, it's a lot more of an honest profession than stripping. For 300 quid you would have got an extremley fit online "escort"

Edit- It may appear that I have used these services from my above statement, I can confirm I haven't but was tempted by a barren spell over 5 years ago.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:53, closed)

Noble tastes
I'd have gone for a £300 wench myself; barons are a bit too hairy and unless you've gone to the right school you're not likely to find one for hire all that easily.
( Scrumper, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:50, closed)

Fair comment
Barren and Baron seem to have confused me...ooops.

Baron spells are not only hairy they practice the dark arts.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:55, closed)