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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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you are better now it's nothing chronic,
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:20, 4 replies)
and c's now feeling supersonic

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:30, closed)

ch mo
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:43, closed)
I recently had my lower bowel cleansed by a technician who has a strong, innate fear of intestinal physiology.
It was an ironic colonic.
(SlantedScience, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 1:36, closed)
He would have soothed himself with a steadying drink like Gin,
but he was out of ironic colonic tonic.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:04, closed)

nothing chr, bub
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:42, closed)

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