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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Just remembered
The only time I've been moved to tears by a bridal procession. I attended a wedding where all the bridesmaids were wearing backless dresses. The eldest of them had a tattoo covering an entire scapula, of a cartoon Satan raising his middle finger with "FUCK YOU" printed below in a Gothic font.
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Clickin dis

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and me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:31, closed)
I like the sound of her

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Pictures
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