Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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From almost all of your QOTW stories, one thing becomes glaringly apparent.All of your friends are arseholes.
HTH xxx
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:21, 1 reply)
i'd be upset if you thought they sounded like people you want to knowcurmudgeonly alcoholic old scotsmen are not cool or fun
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:23,
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Well let me see now...curmudgeonly - I do my best
alcoholic - not in the slightest and I have no idea where you've picked this up from
old - not remotely love
scotsmen - we've done this before. I was born in the same county as you, so yeah, well done on all of this.
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So, a wanabee curmudgeon,a boring sobernaut. a disrespectful youth and a southern softie.
On balance I think I'd prefer to be what she said.
I scored 3 out of 4 anyway.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:52,
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Whatthe Dwarf that didn't make the cut?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:51,
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I see. Either you're making stuff up, or showing Shambo/Fartbelm levels of online stalking.
So what is it? Take your time now.
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alright uggo, simmer downmaybe try some surgery? or getting everyone around you really really drunk?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:36,
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I'm not the one constantly pleading to be considered anything but ginger.(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:14, closed)
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