Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Stiff Richard appears to have retiredso for the few who haven't seen it, consider yourself pearoasted: b3ta.com/questions/gooutwithme/post232762
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I'm quite gladthat we don't
see much of that sort
of shit,
anymore.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:48,
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harsh(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:51, closed)
unless this is some Last of the Summer Wine erotic fan fiction, I'm not reading that.unless it has Cleggy banging Nora over a Zanussi ZWF81663W Washing Machine.
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$$ ✅, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:08,
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Big capacity, little effort. The LINDO300 offers 8kg (1600 rpm spin speed) of room so you finish more washing per load and have more time for fun. It can handle bulky jackets, duvets and other larger items. And with a large door to match the drum, loading and unloading the washer (and finding that elusive sock) is easier than ever before. And all the LINDO300 laundry machines also include the features found in the LINDO100 range. The LINDO300 – our recommended washing machine.
Big capacity, little effort The LINDO300 range offers up to 10kg of room so you finish more washing per load and have more time for fun. It can handle bulky jackets, duvets and other larger items. And with a large door to match the drum, loading and unloading the washer (and finding that elusive sock) is easier than ever before. And all the LINDO300 laundry machines also include the features found in the LINDO100 range.
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pemulis, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:14,
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So good, you pasted it twice?(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:48, closed)
Consider me grateful.(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 3:00, closed)
I'm a tad concerned...That the OP would re-enact that Saturday's Jim'll Fix It regularly with a seven year old girl.
Has anyone notified the nonce-police?
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What kind of cunt puts a capital L in 'Iceland'?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 11:56,
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