Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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From working in a bar I have established the following rule:The amount of JD & coke people order at a function is in direct proportion to how chavvy it is.
That is all.
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you should only ever drink JD with ginger ale, ice and a piece of lime(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:48, closed)
Coke is a terrible mixer, as it overpowers the taste of the spirit.I prefer my whiskies straight, but ginger ale is quite complementary, if a longer drink is required.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:55,
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I think chavs are terrible mixers.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:06,
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I like this thread.Please post more tips on mixology and the consumption of spirits.
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.Yeti., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:08,
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I like the bit where the containment unit is shutdown, and they all escape to terrorise New York.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:34,
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^ bent (, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:11, closed)
I once worked on a community centre bar that would sometimes get booked for receptionsWe had an ethical alternative brand of cola, as the management regarded Coke as a dodgy corporation. It tasted pretty much identical.
The realisation that they couldn't have "proper coke" caused many a chav meltdown.
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No one comes out well in this sorry tale. (, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:26, closed)
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