Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Mister and missus, be nice to each other, mister and missus, you gotta love one another.Think of the future, and all you're hoping for. Be nice to each other, mister and missus. Friends and lovers, sharing each day forever more. We made a vow we'd always be true, now that's not hard to do, as long as we remember to be strong. Proving each day that we really care for all the plans we share, together that is where we both belong.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 1:02,
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calm down, derek batey(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:49, closed)
Is this an anniversary card?
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I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.(, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:57, closed)
reminds me of being ill and not at school. (
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:49,
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Mr and Mrs, Crown Court and Kreskin.If you're of a certain age.
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painting with Nancy and live coverage of show jumping(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:10,
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Racing from Kempton and other shit places.(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 1:34, closed)
De Kempton race-track, five miles long?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:08,
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'De Camptown Races.' Don' think I knows that one, boss...(, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 1:52, closed)
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