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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Shagging the brides sister (again)...
One of my mates was getting married. I was shagging his bride-to-bes sister on and off. The brides father detested me because of this. He could almost accept it if I were going out with her, but we were both happy with a random shag every couple of weeks.

Roll on to the wedding day and I rock up to the church on time. The stressed brides mum asks if I can drive back to her house to pick up the tray of buttonholes and corsages left behind. I duly oblige and turn up. The bride, her dad and bridesmaids were getting ready in the hallway. I walked in and the brides sister bent over to pick up the tray. As she did so her cowl dress dropped to give us a full view of her lovely braless breasts. Full on Downblouse! I smiled took the tray, thanked her, turned around and walked to my car, followed by the brides father who said to me: "You keep your fucking hands off them!

About 10.30pm that night I had my hands on those fabulous breasts thinking "Fuck you dickhead!"
(, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 13:46, 9 replies)
I got to the words 'rock up'...
...and stopped reading.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:15, closed)
Man claims to have repeated sexual intercourse with woman.
Man is excited by a glimpse of said woman's breasts.
Man claims to have sexual intercourse with the same woman.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:32, closed)
Whatever happened to Donkey Gums?

(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:23, closed)
Needless to say
You felt some tits.

I think you missed a trick by not describing in similarly self indulgent detail, the exciting Accord based rally driving you did from Church to House.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:19, closed)
So you were bumping uglies with a woman with 'fabulous breasts'
and you were thinking about her dad?

(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, closed)
Has the letters page of Readers' Wives
achieved sentience?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:27, closed)
I also once touched a lady.

(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:28, closed)
Needless to say I had the last laugh and Mum served Dalesteaks for tea!

(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:05, closed)
Hi George!.
How are your space marines coming along?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:44, closed)

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