Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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It's my 1 year anniversary today.We just got back from a month in Colombia, I'm doing a poo whilst I write this and then I'm going to fuck my wife.
Byeeeeee
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 13:55,
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fuck your wife(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 15:06,
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Well......it's nice to know that romance isn't dead.
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Now you tell me...(, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:26, closed)
It's good to have an empty bowel for what she has planned for you (
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 21:56,
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Age before beauty my good Dr.
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Presume you've both voided your bowel and fucked your wife by now.How was it? Either one better than the other?
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the poo was betterbut only because I was reading posts by all you lovely people at the same time
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 12:41,
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If you get yourselfa decent monitor support, you needn't stop reading at all.
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^ Posting on b3ta whilst curling one out on his wife's chest ^Top depravity there.
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Think you've ruined/enhanced a few wanks tonight.(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:05, closed)
Sorry, double postbut I should have said, have you asked her yet?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:48,
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