Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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City brides have golden rings / Country brides have brassThe only ring that Rosie has
Is the ring around her ass
(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 23:23, 6 replies)
She spoils that donkey.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 7:41,
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But brass rhymes with arse, not ass.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 8:46,
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Northerners would say brass with a hard A sound so it would rhyme (assuming the poster is northern)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:16, closed)
They don't allow northerns on here, do they?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:26,
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Only if they deny their heritage and claim to be a Londoner (, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:30, closed)
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