I have fun
by speling things incorrectly or us'ing apostophies wrong on intetnet message boards as it drive's theyre tiny OCD minds mental.

Remember. If you've had to resort to correcting people's spelling and grammar to try and win an argument then you have already lost! If you can't win on content, even if the other person is borer-line illiterate, then you need to really think about your life.
( SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 7:11, 27 replies)

This is like a pre-emptive strike of idiocy.
Well done. Not only are you untouchable in all future arguements, but you've put your ignorance front and centre.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:28, closed)

"borderline"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:59, closed)

"boner-line"

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:13, closed)

What have spelling and punctuation got to do with grammar?
I think you mean orthography, but it's hard to tell, as your post reads like gibberish.

You really are a retard.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:30, closed)

cl stry
bbrro
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:49, closed)

I read that last word as "burro"
Meaning "donkey" in Spanish.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:21, closed)

I take it you're referring to forums and such?
If so you think that losing an argument with a stranger on the internet requires a thorough re-examination of your life? I think that's a bit... odd.
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, closed)

You want a space before that ellipsis.
hth
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:08, closed)

How was your weekend Doc?
Oh, wait, you were posting here, as usual.

Carry on.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:31, closed)

Smashing, thanks.
Took the kids to a couple of parties. Did an afternoon of Christmas shopping. Got mangled with some friends. Transplanted a few fruit bushes and planted out the last of the spring veg.

How was your weekend ... whoever you are?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:40, closed)

Some people have no manners.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:46, closed)

Good god.
They let you breed?
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:09, closed)

I NO RITE?
They've let me breed. Me ... a married, middle-class, white male with a doctorate, a large income and his own house. It's political correctness gone mad.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:40, closed)

This is a stalker's wet dream.
Can you post your bank details, please?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:44, closed)

Cheeky sod.
Pictures of genitals first.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, closed)

WEBCAM ON

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:46, closed)

I, too, would like a computer
with an interface from an 80s film.

ACCESS PENTAGON MAINFRAME
DOWNLOAD SECRET DOCUMENTS
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:51, closed)

INITIATE THERMONUCLEAR ARMAGGEDON

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, closed)

R Tape Loading Error

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, closed)

This is the only reason the Cuban missile crisis didn't lead to a third world war.
True story.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:26, closed)

Only an idiot
would argue otherwise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, closed)

I DISAGREE!
Wait ... have I fallen into some cunning trap and made myself look foolish again?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, closed)

Er,
right.

I'll resist the obvious.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:28, closed)

That's going to reduce your post rate by about 98%

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, closed)

Zing!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, closed)

What if the argument is about your shitey spelling and grammar?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:34, closed)

mean bustard
Click
(justin(e), Tue 20 Dec 2011, 15:24, closed)