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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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I'll ask the opposite.
In my mid 40's, I have very few, if any habits.

I sometimes shower, then shave, sometimes shave then shower.

I leave the house between 7.00, and 8.30 am. I get home between 6.15 and 8.00pm. I don't always take the same route to work.

For breakfast, I will have a cup of tea. Or a cup of coffee. Or nothing. Lunch is eaten when I get hungry, which is any time between 11.30am, and 3.00pm

I can't think of anything that I do that could be described as a habit. This is despite the fact I'm married, with kids, and everyone else in the house follow routines.

Is that unusual?

[edit] just thought of one - smoking. It's a 'habit' because that's what people call it, but I smoke between 5 and 30 cigarettes a day.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:31, 16 replies)
no, you see, what you do is, should you feel so inclined, answer the question that has already been asked.
rather than wittering on like a wet lettuce about how insipid you are.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)
You on the blob?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:53, closed)
Not since the menopause.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:59, closed)

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:23, closed)
Fucking hell.
Is it Thursday yet?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:58, closed)
No Scarpe.
It is fucking Wednesday, all fucking day.

For fucks sake.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:00, closed)

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:19, closed)
Stop the internet.
We have reached the apogee of mundanity.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:28, closed)

so stop posting
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:56, closed)
Oh zing.
You like totally pwned me there with your playground "I know you are but what am I?" comeback. I have been bested. Call the internet paramedics because I am totally crying into my deflated ego.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:48, closed)
Have to agree.
I much prefer the playground "ooooh you got me there, boo hoo I'm so upset" sarcasm.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:50, closed)
You take this
way too seriously.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:20, closed)
Yeah. Got me there.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:43, closed)
Will this madness
never end?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:13, closed)
I'm still curious as to why
you think any of this bothers me in the slightest.

I mean, just because you say I'm all upset about it, and stuff, doesn't mean I am.

Anyway, upshot it, you're a bit of a tool. But only as far as being a minor irritation on an internet forum, which to me is about as serious as finding a hole in my sock.

Keep pummeling the keys 'Doc'. 100,000 by the end of the year, you know you can do it!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:30, closed)
And some more dreary words to demonstrate how well you understand the concept of a comedy website.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)

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