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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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I wanna
A) Move to Australia by the time I'm 25
B) Learn how to play bass guitar
C) Make my sister actually believe me when I tell her I've lost my virginity. TO A WOMAN.

Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:13, 12 replies)
.
C) as if.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:14, closed)
^^^
I agree. Chinny!!!
(Elmintrude has lumps of it round the back, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:18, closed)
C) Easy: fuck your sister

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:22, closed)
Haahahahaha
Correct response.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:31, closed)
^

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:36, closed)
I like this
Especially the part where your sister accepting your sexual prowess is of vital importance to your happiness. Vaguely Caligulan
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:22, closed)
there's definitely
something wrong with it.

I think Moon Monkey said all that needs to be said though.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:03, closed)

yeah, about four fucking seconds before me. I just had to wikipedia Caligula to make sure I had the right Roman pervert... that'll teach me to research my answers.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:58, closed)
b) learn to play proper guitar
then you can automatically play bass, plus you won't get regarded as a retard by other musicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:48, closed)
That's not true
Only fucktards think the guitar is exactly the same as bass. Most musicians regard guitarists as egotistical cock crunchers (and in my experience most of them are). Check out Jaco Pastorius, Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Juan Alderete and try and tell me that you can automatically play bass if you learn guitar.
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:43, closed)
agree
I'd even risk saying if think learning guitar = learning bass, you know fuck all about either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:01, closed)
Woo!
I did all these things!

But havnig moved back from Australia, and having reached the age of thirty, the only one I'm really proud of is B.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:25, closed)

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