Be the filling in a Minogue sandwich.

(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:19, 21 replies)

you took the words right out of my mouth.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:29, closed)

Done it.
Ace fun. Danny is filthy. FILTHY.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:30, closed)

But Kylie is so BENDY!

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:32, closed)

Danny is a bit of a dog though guys
Kylie FTW everytime!! Anyone that has been out with Hutchins would have to be filthy!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:39, closed)

WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????
I'm sure as fuck not crawling over her to get to you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:42, closed)

Apparently a certain b3tan actually has had carnal knowledge of one of them...
...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:47, closed)

You knew this was coming but..
who? who? Or were they driving a honda accord when they picked her up?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:55, closed)

Well it's implied in an old post (not one of mine BTW!)...
...I'm not naming them, whether the post was true or not it was a great read and therefore doesn't deserve to have shenanigans called on it.

[edit]
The missus is pals with someone who used to know Michael Hutchence very well during the early days of INXS.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:58, closed)

I knew a chap
who house-shared with the hooker that Hutch was with a few hours before he carked it.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:15, closed)

Please please
Let it have been me....am checking my old posts now!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:38, closed)

Damn it
Nope, not me at all, some other lucky bugger!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:39, closed)

Hang on, two Minogues
You in the middle.

Do they have strapons in your fantasy?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:36, closed)

"I should be so lucky...
...strap one on and Bum me"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:49, closed)

Catchy...
That's gonna be in my head allll night now.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:21, closed)

Tis possible.
Could end up with Kylie and Danni's Dad and Uncle Bruce.
(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:11, closed)

No, no. Kylie is in the middle
I am doing filthy continental things to her hoop while she services her little sister with a strap-on.

It's quite simple, really. Do keep up.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:53, closed)

That would be a 'billy the fish' sandwich, unless you refer to all standard sandwiches as 'bread sandwiches', irrespective of the filling.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:00, closed)

Seconded
it would have to be a 'billy-the-fish-on-minogue-bread-sandwich'

What about being the filling in a Minogue Kiev? Does that work?

no
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:59, closed)

I think he would technically be providing the filling for a Minogue Kiev, hopefully at least once for each.

Don't know who would be providing the breadcrumbs, though.
(just pouring lizards, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:01, closed)

.
Wouldn't minogue be the filling in a minogue sandwich?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:40, closed)

Really?


Got to say, doesn't tempt me too much...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:17, closed)