Completely max out my wank-bank account
Proper amateur porn, where they don't go ooh and suck their teeth like a mechanic before giving an arbitrary and excessive quote. And no fucking high-heels either.

This would involve picking up a good few hot girlies in pubs and clubs, at least a dozen for example, making sure they know my intentions. Then get them all in a circle, give them each a vibrator and they have to try and get the adjacent girl to orgasm.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:33, 16 replies)

I think it would reveal a lot about you if....
i could understand .... Are you in the middle of the circle or on the outside looking in?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:03, closed)

Not thought of that
In a glass fronted observation room above above. Maybe a prize-fund for encouragement and a few cameras for posterity and video rights.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:07, closed)

I like the cut of your jib
we can sell this to endamol
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:19, closed)

and take bets
on who cums first. It's a winning formula.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:31, closed)

There'd be a Hansie Cronje like internet based betting scandal quicker than you could say "faking it"
(Worthless wishes he had the brains of a pigeon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:38, closed)

It's a winner
Get a biscuit manufacturer to sponsor you.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:30, closed)

Aye, they'll show any kind of Toss

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:11, closed)

Failing that (or maybe as well as)
Run a pub where rather than having pool tables and fruit machines, there's a bank of Sybians. Use the smallest appendage so nobody has to get undressed, add a thick towel for those that might be a bit squirty and charge £2.50 per minute; maybe a coin-slot timer mechanism on the side like the lights in a snooker hall or those ride-on Postman Pat vans you get outside amusement arcades.

I reckon I'd be fucking raking it in and they'd pay for themselves within a few weeks. I might need to have the men's toilets extended and keep them well stocked with paper. And put up No Wanking signs.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:04, closed)

You've put a lot of thought into this, which is worrying
But I like this as a business plan
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:12, closed)

good lord.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:25, closed)

you say that
like it's a bad thing
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:32, closed)

i'm just a little disturbed at how detailed this is.
do you ever find time to leave the house? oh, sorry - this is the internet. of course you never go outside. have you ever touched a real lady?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:45, closed)

Hardly detailed is it?
Who's ever heard of anyone who leaves the house to use the internet. and yes.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:33, closed)

I touched real women a couple of times
Don't know what the big deal is really. All they do is scream RAPE and STRANGER DANGER. Hardly worth the effort in my opinion....
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:51, closed)

Stranger Danger
Were they under 8 and in the 1970s?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:33, closed)

I don't want to talk about it.
Yours Sincerely,

G.Glitter.
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:08, closed)