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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

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bumming
i really want to bum my woman but she wont let me. Way I see it is I will keep asking for 20 years and then pay a ho to do it when im 50. My plan works as long as I dont get hit by a bus.
(snarf81, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:22, 12 replies)
I just wait till mine goes for a shit
and tell her to imagine it's me pulling out. She does love a shit after all
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:26, closed)
Meh. It's not that big a deal.
Although I do tend to wait till she's asleep, so that could be why it's not very exciting.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:33, closed)
Brussle Sprouts
and Bumming are two thing that hold no attraction for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:36, closed)

thats funny cause i love sprouts too. maybe the 2 go hand in hand?
(snarf81, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, closed)
It also means
He only gets the opportnity at Xmas
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:57, closed)
Why don't you
Buy her a duche for christmas. You can fill it with the water you use to boil your sprouts, leaving a lovely pleasent aroma for your anal frivolity.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:13, closed)
It's not all it's cracked up to me
You're in for quite the anti-climax, if you'll forgive the pun
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:57, closed)
She wouldn't let me either

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:58, closed)
What makes you think your woman will let a ho bum her instead?
?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:09, closed)
tell her you love to lose that virginity to her, together
get the brown wings!
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:09, closed)
I believe this is all my fault
She had a uncomfortable experience due to my vast girth.

Apols.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:46, closed)
this works a treat
propose her to be returned the favour
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:55, closed)

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