My death list
I cannot reach the grave untill this sorry lot are dead and buried.

Paris Hilton
Katie Price
Pierce Morgan
Danny Dyer
Bill O'Rilley
Maddona
Shia LaBeouf
Davina McCall

I may have missed some, but I do have lots of killing to do.
(Mong goose, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:05, 18 replies)

i agree completely with your list
but may i suggest that cunt who says "wonga!" on the envirophone ad?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:18, closed)

and the twat
who goes "coool" in the same advert (as quoted in my sig.)
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:08, closed)

yes
him too
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:12, closed)

have they cut that bird from eastenders off the end?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:34, closed)

wouldn't know
i don't watch eastenders
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:20, closed)

"coooooooooool!"
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:21, closed)

bloke who says " cool"
Ive seen him. In greenwich. Twice per week. With THAT hair. On a pushbike. Someone come and kill him please.
(a girl called harry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:52, closed)

it's a long way from here
and i'm lazy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:20, closed)

It's Davina's birthday..
... she'll be pissed, I expect. (I only know this because it's my birthday too, and it's her round).
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:19, closed)

happy birthday!
mine is on friday, i'm getting a head start
*drains glass*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:25, closed)

I'm sorry
You appear to have missed Simon Cowell off your list
Easy mistake
Just saying like
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:01, closed)

Can I add Russell Brand to your list? Preferably in first place?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:53, closed)

This is a whole new QOTW if you ask me. "Which (so called) celeb would you kill and why?"
But as you have this list now, that grinning, bent, OTT twat Alan Carr really needs to go on it. Im not a lover of blood, but i would chainsaw him up.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:00, closed)

On the downside...
Piers Morgan and Bill O'Reilly are likely to jump up their own arses and choke to death on their own shit in the near future. On the one hand this may (assuming your death is directly linked to the deaths of those on the list) bring about your own shuffling off this mortal coil. On the other, a world without their celebrity sniping and nation-destroying anti-semetic vitriol (respectively) will be a happier place.

Also, have you seen the View episode where everyone walks off? It's pretty epic, if only to see O'Reilly's face. Look it up :)
(bad1dea, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 3:41, closed)

Bill O'Reilly
The scary thing is that he seems rather sane nowadays. Have you SEEN any of the 9/12 project?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:24, closed)

I'd rather Piers Morgan died. Pierce Morgan is his Downes syndrome nephew, quite good at scrabble so I hear, the little lovie.
(Petermoon1, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:27, closed)

You have my sword.
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:40, closed)

You forgot bono
you idiot.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:10, closed)