I've always thought I'd
quite like to shoot someone. I wouldn't want a guilty conscience though so it would have to be a willing victim, someone who was already wishing death on themselves - eg. doomsday cult-member, pain-racked sufferer of terminal disease etc.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:37, 13 replies)

Join the army
I suspect that's part of the reason a lot of people sign up anyhow
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:20, closed)

Shoot a scientologist
I vote Tom Cruise.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:29, closed)

seconded
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:08, closed)

Any against?
Hmmm, no; I guess that motion's carried.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:35, closed)

Get his E-Meter tapes first
and stick them on you tube will you.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:39, closed)

I'd like to shoot someone too
Not in murdery way, or a euthanasiary way, but an enemy combatant in a war for example.

It would have to be at range using a sniper rifle though
( applehead herp derp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:32, closed)

Might I suggest you read Generation Kill

(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:22, closed)

I think you'll find that's still in a murdery way.
Albeit a state-sanctioned murdery one.
You are still taking the life of another human being without their consent. You also add to that the fact it is for material gain.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:41, closed)

Given that German bloke
managed to find somebody on the internet to agree to being slaughtered and butchered, after having their johnson chopped off and eaten, surely finding a recipient for a simple bullet shout be a piece of cake.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:18, closed)

Good point, ROF but
No - and apologies to the Tom Cruise crew, who have my utmost sympathies - but if I had but one bullet it would have to be fired at 'gangsta' Tim Westwood. It wouldn't be a drive-by though. I'd just walk straight into his studio and pop him right between the eyes...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:34, closed)

didn't you already try that a few years ago?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/398123.stm
you Gangsta you!
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:25, closed)

Has he done something bad?

I always thought he was ‘a bit of a twat’ but that’s hardly a reason to off the sucka.

If I had just one bullet I’d shoot the guy across the road who puts his bins out early every week. As it happens I have a couple of thousand bullets, so he’s safe.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:56, closed)

Ooh, a thousand bullets...
Tim wigga Westwood, Defo Tom Cruise, one of my aunts (just for the hell of it), a few premier league footballers, perhaps a couple of prostitutes, Keira Knightly and Orland Bloom (mushroom rounds for both of them), Dale Winton, one of my neighbours, selected at random as a warning to the others to not initiate polite conversation with me, Michael Buble, the entire cast of Eastenders. Then just some strangers, I suppose. Oh, and Julia Roberts. Russell Brand, too - kneecaps for him, then genitals, then one to the temple. God, this is therapeutic.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:59, closed)