Before I die I'd quite like to get the attention of whichever lowly cheeky arrogant too-much-hair-product-popped-collar cunt junior copy writer at FHM keeps ripping stories straight off QOTW Best pages and printing them in their 'magazine'
so I could argh raaaaagh fuck you you fucking cock fuck I'll fucking slowly cut out each one of the main veins in your feet and hook you up to a dialysis machine so I can keep you alive for as long as possible while I practice my acupuncture with carpet tacks and a pin hammer. I'll lay you on a bed of nails and drive stakes through your thighs to keep you in position while I heat each nail up with a blowtorch until it's glowing. Let me experiment with my My First Dentist toolkit I'll attach your tongue to your chin with a safety pin so it keeps out of my fucking way while I'm working until I slam your jaw shut so hard you bite it off so you can't form any more of those fucking lying cheating arse-fucking words. I'll dislocate your wrists and ankles tie ropes to your limbs and dangle you over a drumkit and force you to play along to Hanson's greatest hits hit that fucking snare you arse fuck cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:03, 29 replies)

Very much rage.
*applause*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:10, closed)

Dude
you need to chill out.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:11, closed)

It's not just
Rachelswipe that's been done over:
img176.imageshack.us/img176/4387/imag0243m.jpg

Enzyme got copied too:
www.b3tards.com/u/c8ab4b833404b16a106d/08122009092small.jpg
(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:13, closed)

wow
thats quite shameless aint it
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:16, closed)

That it is,
Enzyme's was last Christmas though, not that that's any excuse.
(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:18, closed)

They've not even attempted to change the wording.
It's just wholesale plagiarism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:22, closed)

I'm concerned about that wet patch on the page...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:36, closed)

it was a drip off the pint of Kronenbourg I was holding seconds beforehand.

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:41, closed)

Yes
but don't you go being like him and not giving me props for 'cheeky arrogant too-much-hair-product-popped-collar cunt'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:22, closed)

I did in OT, sorry.
Roota wrote the subject line.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:23, closed)

Rage FTW
*click*
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:36, closed)

Remember folks, when you go to the cinema to see Saw-VII, you read an extract from the script here first...
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:42, closed)

if they've nicked one of mine I might get litiginous and if successful post about it on here in a qotw titled 'i sued a magazine and won'.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, closed)

Playing Devil's Advocate here...
If you've posted a story on a website that anyone can access, for free, do you still have a claim to it? Does copywrite even exist in this case? I've had a quick search online, but it's left me none the wiser. Anyone know?

And does it complicate matters that people haven't even used their real names to post the stories? Seems to me any litiginous action would be on shaky ground
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:04, closed)

Copyright exists on this answer
And is being generated as I type. Anything you create (except as part of your paid job for your employer) has copyright attached to it, wether or not you publish it here, or in a paid for book. I do photography, and I refuse to put any of my pictures online to advertise my talent, as I don't want cunts like News international or worse this case www.theregister.co.uk/2010/10/04/texas_smut/ happening to pictures of the wife and kids.
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:50, closed)

That's a good link
I found it very interesting. Okay, so our posts are subject to copywrite. But does the fact we don't post with our real names matter? Wouldn't we have to prove in court we were that user? How would that work?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:27, closed)

At least Richard Bacon (6 music) seems to have ceased using the weekly question.
But well out of order nonetheless. Of course, no self respecting QOTW'er would be reading FHM now, would they?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:05, closed)

No, of course not. I borrowed a mates....

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:13, closed)

Dibs on asking them:
Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:09, closed)

What if FHM agreed that
each post they nick they have to give the publisher a blow job, performed by the high street honey. Ladies get something of a similar value....That would work for me!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:40, closed)

II think, if that was the case...
...that my story remembrances would significantly increase, become ever more elaborate and definitely include more Honda's and massive drugs.

No Supermodels though, as the High Street Honeys may get jealous
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:47, closed)

Hehe yeah
So would mine!! Did I ever tell you the time that we launched my Honda accord from a b52 with a parachute on it. We only landed in Kate Moss's garden, she was naked and well up for it......etc etc

yeah probably not a good idea in practice.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:11, closed)

I know
A very good media lawyer...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:47, closed)

In the past there has been alot of B3ta /board work in Zoo Australia

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:04, closed)

Is that you Mr. Manuel?
Could I suggest the use of carpet gripper rod in some way too?
(RTFM May your god go with you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:26, closed)

Have you been reading Bret Easton Ellis?
Or perhaps just watching too many Eli Roth films.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:58, closed)

Have any of mine appeared?

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:02, closed)

dunno, I havent read it for just under a year but was having a flick through yesterday and saw Rachel's and Evils in there.

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:04, closed)

Do I get the impression you are cross about something?
FHM would be fast enough to slap people who used pictures from their magazine for their own use. I always fail to understand how those in journalism fail to see how maintaining respect for copyright is in their interests.

*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:24, closed)