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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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The problem with being passionate about music,
is that that also leads me to fucking hate a lot of it. I sense this could be the second of many story posts from me this week....

Whilst I think Prinzhorn Dance School are the worst band of all time (see explanation earlier), this band are a close fucking second:

Aiden.

Watch this video to fully understand the rant that is undoubtedly going to follow.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPEf0jhGOyw

I'm not even going to criticise this one, I'm just going to go on at length about what I'd like to do to Wil Francis and that tubby emo guitar playing bitch.

I would like to make Wil Francis get in the back seat of a car, drive him out into the wilderness, tie him to a tree, flagellate him for several hours with a birch sapling, then abandon him to be eaten by a grizzly bear, later returning to piss on the remains and then fire them out of a cannon into the north fucking sea. And that goes for that tubby emo guitar playing bitch too.

Oh go on then: This video sums up everything that is wrong with emo music. The ridiculous posturing, the over-emotional delivery of substandard pop punk music, the frankly appalling lyrics, the sort of dress sense that would make Tim Burton point you out and go "you look like a wanker". But worst of all, absolutely worst of all and all joking aside here, is the fucking glorification of suicide, depression and self harm. It's not fucking cool in any way you pathetic piece of shit. You make a career out making teenage kids think it's ok to be depressed or worse and moreover, that it's cool to be. You're a piece of shit, and you should be stopped violently.

End of story.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:51, 4 replies)
That's "My Chemical Romance", isn't it?
/awaits slaying...
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:01, closed)

I didn't like the use of the Misfits logo either (on the bass). Cunts.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:31, closed)
Yes, Aiden are ridiculous
if you're older than, say, 15 and you're able to think in any terms other than tepid self-pity. But I do think you're taking their 'glorification of suicide, depression and self harm' way too seriously.
I think they're popular because they speak to people who are already limply fixated on those things, who are already depressed, who already feel like special, sensitive outsiders. Those people don't need anyone to tell them it's ok. But they do want someone to embody their unique specialness. Aiden aren't the only band who do that, and honestly, I doubt they're the worst by most definitions.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:03, closed)
It's MCR with the lame cranked up to 11.

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:38, closed)

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