Ignoring all the X-Factor manufactured "bands"...
I'll have to go for The Lighthouse Family. Not only is their stuff like aural wallpaper musically, the guy's voice could be used to stupefy enemy troops before a major offensive, it's so whiny and boring. The sad thing is that bland sells and they won't give a toss what I think, sipping pina coladas on their private island of groupie nymphomaniacs.
(rogerzilla, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:26, 5 replies)

Gruesomely sugary sweet hopeful niceness
urgh.

Not sure which is worse, them or M People.

"Search for the hero inside yourself", search for a knife to stab them with if they ever come round my house...
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:41, closed)

You stole my words before I even read this
I hold the 2 in the same vein
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:18, closed)

Thanks for the reminder
I wanted to suggest others (e.g. Chris de Burgh, though strictly speaking he only is a one man band), but Lighthouse Family surely beats those by a long long run. It's not music they make, it's background noise.
( RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:10, closed)

That's
what it is!

I cringe when that fucking Ocean something-or-other comes on the radio. It's the blokes voice. Dreary, boring drone.
(dchurch bah, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:44, closed)

I've never managed to listen to an entire song of theirs
due to my slipping into a deep coma after a minute or two.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:06, closed)