Hmmm...
Well I'm ill, and don't have the energy to see if any of these have been posted already but...

A local-ish band. possibly the worst thing I've ever heard. Has to be heard to be believed. Exhibit B

Brokencyde - emo / screamo wanky shit.

Owl city - can fuck right off... complete rip off of The Postal Service

Nickleback - always hated this band with a passion, but the final nail was the offensive Rockstar - which essentially rubs their undeserved riches and fame in your face. Cunts.

Edit: Sorry, forgot about these cunts. Fucking Magnets, how do they work?!
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:37, 5 replies)

Haha!
"I, Bethy (Vocalist&Lyricist) Have Been Busy Recording New Songs On My Own For The Past Few Months Due To Lack Of Dedication From Band Members"

Err, sorry Bethy, I really can't tonight, I'm bathing the cat...

/edit: Brokencyde... What. The. Fuck.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:55, closed)

The more of their stuff you see
the worse they get..
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:11, closed)

Fuck
what is the world coming to?
( Glovington, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:09, closed)

Brokencyde...
I used to have a friend who was addicted to the... you know what? I can't think of a good enough analogy for what they call music.
( Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:20, closed)

Only After are truly awful. Don't give up the day job love.

Morbid curiosity forced to look at their Facebook page. Don't.
(Bitter and Twisted, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:14, closed)